Convenience Store Raccoon and Pug Comedy

15-second ultra-realistic comedy short, photorealistic live-action style, harsh fluorescent store lighting with neon spill, high detail fur and whiskers, realistic physics, smooth motion, cinematic camera work, funny animal voices with expressive faces. Setting: a small 24-hour convenience store at night, fluorescent overhead lighting mixed with neon window signs glowing outside, cramped snack aisles, a humming drink fridge, a counter with a lottery display, light rain visible through the glass storefront. Dialogue (spoken naturally with funny voices): Ziggy (smooth con-man voice): \"Evening, officer. Lovely fluorescents tonight.\" Sarge (gravelly, suspicious): \"Paws where I can see 'em.\" Ziggy (offended): \"This? I'm just holding it.\" Sarge (barking into radio): \"10-31! DONUT DOWN!\" Deb (flat monotone): \"Not my problem.\" Shot-by-shot timing: [0-3s] Low tracking shot down a snack aisle: a plump grey raccoon with a black bandit mask marking, wearing a tiny open Hawaiian shirt, with remarkably dexterous little black hands, strolls casually while one hand — behind his back — juggles a glazed donut. He nods at the camera: \"Evening, officer. Lovely fluorescents tonight.\" [3-6s] Whip-pan to a stocky fawn-colored pug with a black wrinkled face, wearing a tiny navy-blue security vest with a gold \"SECURITY\" badge and a small utility belt with a mini flashlight, standing at the end of the aisle, flashlight beam hitting Ziggy's face like an interrogation lamp. Sarge growls: \"Paws where I can see 'em.\" [6-9s] Close-up: Ziggy slowly raises both empty hands — while his tail, curled behind him, is visibly holding the donut. He says, deeply offended: \"This? I'm just holding it.\" [9-12s] The donut slips off the tail, rolls down the aisle in a perfect line like a wheel, realistic wobble physics. Both animals watch it, frozen. Then Sarge scrambles after it, tiny legs sliding on polished floor, barking into a shoulder radio: \"10-31! DONUT DOWN!\" [12-14s] Quick cutaway: a scruffy grey Virginia opossum wearing a red employee vest with a crooked name tag reading \"DEB\" watches the donut roll past the counter, deadpan, and says: \"Not my problem.\" The donut rolls out the automatic door into the rain. [14-15s] Freeze-frame hero shot: Sarge and Ziggy side by side at the open door, both staring into the rain at the lost donut, equally devastated. Text overlay optional: \"Nobody won tonight.\" Global style: Extremely realistic fur, whisker, and skin details, harsh fluorescent store lighting with soft neon spill from window signs, realistic reflections on the polished floor and fridge glass, subtle dust particles in light beams, flawless physics for all objects, highly expressive animal faces, comedic timing, 4K photoreal quality, no deformities.